The Adventures Of Rocky The Dwarf

bizkit_of_doom · Militia Joined: Aug 06, 2004 Posts: 83 Location: Ro-MANIA!

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Chapter 1: "A Dwarf's Tale"

One snowy day, on the montains of Dun Morogh a dwarf named Riboflavin arrives in the city of Ironforge to sell the Wild Goat skins he gathered along the way. Little did he know that this is the city where he would settle down with the love of his life, a Human sorceress named Alicia.
They got married and had a child named Rocky. Rocky had the toughnes and spirit of a Dwarf, and the intelect and wits of a Human.
One evening, as they were taking a stroll through the montains, they had the bad luck of being ambushed by six Rockjaw Troggs. They fought brave and hard and eventually won the battle, but Rocky had rolled down on the montain, surviving only because of his Dwarven resistance.
He eventually was found by a family of Priests, and was raised in the city of Stormwind.
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Chapter 2: "Path Of The Light"

The years passed since Rocky had stumbled down the montain. It's been three years since the battle of Icecrown. Rocky is now nineteen in human years, and although his adoptive parents were schooled in The Light, his heart remains Dwarven. He was mentored by an old Orc blacksmith and by the Orc's request, Rocky followed his heart and left home in search for adventure. After getting three feet passed the gate, he gets jumped by his younger adoptive brother, William. William followed in the family buisness and became a Priest but his dream is to teach The Light in distant lands, so he decides to follow his brother:
"What the hell are you doing? Go back home and work in a church or something!"
"C'mon Rocky! I'm seventeen now! I'm old enough to venture outside. Let me come with you! I'll be a big help, I promise!"
"Allright, but if you cause me any problems, back home you go!"
So they set out on the path to follow their destiny.
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Chapter 3: "The Road To Duskwood"

Rocky and Will have been hiking through Elwynn Forest for three days. The peacefullness of it makes Rocky wish he went the other way twards Dun Morough.
"I'm telling ya Will, if I don't find any body to fight I'll go MAD!"
"Iff you haven't already." mutters Will to himself.
Luckily, a few minutes later, they encounter a pack of Gnolls. Rocky's thrilled and starts hammering right away! Will casts Pain on the Gnolls and heals Rocky, as if he needs healing!
"I haven't felt pain like this since I ate that Kobold sandwitch last year!"
says one of the Gnollls.
The battle went well, and they find some gold inside the Gnolls' third stomach.
"Damn it! The things i do for gold."
They finally make it to Duskwood. The light coming from the treetops fades. Into a dark and evil land they walk.
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Chapter 4: "The Departure"

As we left our heroes, they were entering the damp, dark forrest of Duskwood. Undead Skeletons prowl these forests night and day. It's not long until they are attacked by the fowl scourge of Skeletons. Rocky charges into them and they all fall apart on impact. But they rearrange and slash Rocky, and he falls wounded. The tides have turned but, suddenly, a blinding light shatters the Undead and Rocky rises unwounded from battle.
"I'm gettin' good at this!" says Will
"Aye laddy, ya are. You'll be a good priest one day" replies Rocky
They continue their road and find a farm, but it seems deserted. They enter the barn and find a woman crying:
"I can't take it anymore! Please help me, these Undead are attacking me evert day! Could you please bring me a Glyph of Purification from the Night Elf druids! I'll give you the Zeppelin fare, and i'll reward you handsomely if you do."
"Anything to help you madam."
And so they rent a Zeppelin from Westfall heading for a new adventure on a new continent.
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bizkit_of_doom · Militia Joined: Aug 06, 2004 Posts: 83 Location: Ro-MANIA!

Chapter 5: "The Rescue"

The Zeppelin that picked up our heroes has crashed, due to a storm, on a deserted island in the middle of nowhere.
"Not again! That's the secont time this week it popped! And in the same place too! If you guys can get me some Rubber Tree sap, i'll do the rest."
They set out in search for a Rubber tree, but after a mile of walking through the thick jungle, they realize that they don't know how a Rubber Tree looks like, and that they're lost.
Suddenly, they hear a voice, it's a Night Elf archer:
"By Elune, I thought I'd rot alone on this Island. I'm Shandris. I've been here for three years. Please take me with you!"
"We wish we could but we need to find a Rubber Tree to repair the Zeppelin."
"Oh sure, I use it's sap to wash my hair. You must have passed a dozen on the way"
They find a Rubber Tree and collect it's sap, and they give it to the Goblin:
"That's perfect, but she's not coming unless she pays the fare!"
"Here you go. By the way, how did you wind up here?"
"I was out scouting, and Warden Maiev set sail without me."
With the Zeppelin repaired, they set out again.
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bizkit_of_doom · Militia Joined: Aug 06, 2004 Posts: 83 Location: Ro-MANIA!

Chapter 6: "A New Land"

Our three heroes land in the Orc capital of Oggrimar. They head for the local blacksmith to repair their armor and weapons.
"Lok'tar ogar tavellers! would you like to try our fine selection of battle axes, the're on sal... Hay! That sword looks familiar, where did you get it?"
"From Bal'rok, he's a blacksmith in Stormwind, and he was my mentor."
"By Durotar! You know Bal'rok, I'm his brother, Drek'thul! He's in Stormwind you say? I should visit him one day."
Ending their buisness in Ogrimmar, they start the road to Ashenvale Forest to find a druid, but it's a long road through the Barrens, with attacks from a lot of Centaurs, and Gnolls.
On the way they meet a hermit Tauren who charges at them for trespassing on his territory. But Shandris shoots a Poison Arrow into his neck, stopping him three inches from her toes.
"Damn! These Tauren aren't good to have arround!" says Rocky
"Never even touched me!" brags Shandris
"You sayd it sister!"
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Chapter 7: "Ashenvale's Scourge"

Our heroes arrive at Ashenvale Forrest. The lush green vegetation astounds Shandris and Will, but Rocky remains firm:
"What's with all these green forests? Freezing, snow-covered montains are so unapreciated these days!"
"Shut yo mouth, Rocky! I grew up here. See that tree? That was my bathroom!"
Continuing on their quest, they arrive at Moonshadow only to find out that the local Druid has been kidnapped by a pack of derranged Furbolgs, and they're holding him hostage in a camp not far from here.
After one hour of hiking, they find the druid tied up by twelve Furbolgs.
"This is your last chanse, Druid! Are you going to grow us pine trees to scrach our backs, or do we have to get rough!"
"Not so fast!" says Will as he casts slow on them
But the Furbolg Shaman debuffs the others and says:
"Ha ha ha! You're priest-iness is no match for my shaman-iness!"
"Wanna bet?" replies Will as he casts stop on them
As the poor dim-witted creatures stand still, Rocky rescues the Druid and brings him back to his village.
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Chapter 8: "The Stonetalon"

After our heroes delivered the Druid to Moonshadow, he tells them that to make the Glyph of Purification he needs a Thunderbird egg, that lives only on the top of Stonetalon Peak.
As usual, they leave blindly to follow the Druid's instructions and climb the Stonetalon Mts. until they see the peak:
"Well it's not snowy or freezing, but it's nice" says Rocky
When they reach the peak a flash of lightning hits Shandris, rendering her helpless for the remainder of the fight!
"It's not nice to hit a lady!" says Rocky and he throws his hammer at the Thunderbird. The Thunderbird falls, but there's no egg!
So Will ressurects the bird, so Rocky can squeeze the egg out of it.
Having delivered the egg to the Druid, they spend the night there sleeping, exept Shandris, who spends a night on the town.
The next morning they set out on their neverending series of quests.
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Chapter 9: "The Messenger"

Having posession of their needed Glyph Of Purification, they head back to Oggrimar to catch the Zeppelin back to Duskwood.
Arriving at Oggrimar, they head back to Drek'thul, the blacksmith, to repair their stuff.
"Hay, Drek'thul! Where are ya goin?"
"I'm goin to see my brother in Stormwind. We haven't seen each other in ten years."
"While you're there, could you deliver this Glyph to the farm in Duskwood"
After giving the Glyph to Drek'thul, they decide to visit Thrall and take a screenshot with him. Inside the Great Hall Shandris overhears a conversation between Thrall and a general:
"Warcheif, i don't trust these Undead one bit! What if they're planning some sort of attack?"
"You're right, we should send some spies to the Undercity, but my fellow Orcs are no spies. We need some skilled spy volunteers."
Hearing the conversation, our fearless threesome volunteer to spy on the Undead. They spend the night there, not knowing what awaits them in their travels.
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Chapter 10: "The Undercity"

After two days of breifing and de-breifing, Rocky and his faithfull companions prepare for their oncoming mission:
"Tell me again why we're doing this." says Will
"We're doing this cuz we're the good guys, ya idiot!" replies Rocky
They leave to catch the twelve o' clock Zeppelin. When they arrive at the docking bay, they see Drek'thul:
"Did ya give the Glyph to the lady?" asks Rocky
"Lok'tar ogar, Rocky! of course and you got a reward!" says Drek'thul as he gives Rocky The Searing Blade of Holyness, and a Charm of Shielding.
Taking the Zeppelin, they arrive at the Tirisfal Gladesand make their way to the gates of the Undercity. Will casts cloak on them and they enter the Black Citadel of darknes. Inside they hear Sylvannas talking to one of her Undead generals.
"That damn Lich, Kel'thuzad is starting to pose a threat to my rule! We shall attack him at dawn on the northern shores of Lordearon. Once we eliminate Kel'thuzad we can focus on massing an army and betraying those stupid Orcs."
Hearing this, our heroes decide to go to Kel'thuzad to warn him about the incoming attack.
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Chapter 11: "The Plot Thickens"

On their way to warn Kel'thuzad, they stop to think this through. They could warn Kel'thuzad, but he might not believe them and start to torture them for eternity. But they realize they have a Priest with a Charm of Shielding, an Archer with a large assortment of arrows and a slightly ill-tempered Dwarf/Human hybrid Fighter with a Searing Blade of Holyness. What's the worst that could happen?
As soon as they enter the camp, they are webbed to the ground by several Crypt Fiends.
"What buisness has a Night Elf, a Human and a Dwarf with us?"
"We're here to warn you that the Dark Lady has planned an attack on your camp at dawn."
"And why would you want to help us?"
"Cuz you're the only thing stopping Sylvannas from breaking her alliance with the Orcs. We offer our services to help you"
The Undead camp prepares for the incoming attack by setting traps and ambushes, and laying Will as bait.
As soon as the first wave of Ghouls hezads for Will, he does the flashy thing destroying all the ghouls in one fel swoop.
The rest of the army fals hopelessly before our fearless threesome.
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Chapter 12: "The Revenge"

After saving the undead camp from total anihilation, Rocky leaves for Stormwind to see his mom and dad. But believe it or not they are stunned by a poison arrow:
"You fools have foiled your last plan!" Screams Sylvannas as she moves in for the kill
"You BITCH! You may kill us, but our spirits will come back to haunt you!"
"No, actually your spirits will be trapped inside your corpses for all eternity"
"Oh!"
But suddenly Kel'thuzad hovers out of the bushes with a pack of Abominations:
"Don't you know that I finished Eternity's End at home!"
So Sylvannas leaves for home with a badly bruised ego, and Rocky has aparently made a new friend. It's all so clichee!
As I was saying, our heroes were on their way to Stormwind but they have to stop by Ironforge for supplies. But suddenly the unexpected happens! Some guy recognizes Rocky and says that he knows Rocky's parents:
"Hi! I'm Some Guy. I know your parents!"
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Chapter 13: "Out Of Luck"

Back in Ironforge, Rocky starts asking a lot of questions about his parents:
"Calm down, Rocky! I'll take you to see them. Oh, and could you scratch this bad itch rght there, right there, yeah!
They arrive at the house of Riboflavin only to find it surrounded by Paladins:
"Sir, please step back, there's a hostage situaton in there! Some Dwarf and a Human are being held hostage by some fanatic Blood Elves who decided to stay and terrorise The Alliance"
"I'm their son, Rocky. Can you talk to the terrorists?"
"Yes, their demands are two bags of gold and a gyrocopter! But we don't negociate with terrorists. We need one more sniper to take them out at once"
Shandris volunteers for the job and the terrorists get knocked out and taken to custody. But at the last minute, a portal opens and sucks our heroes into an alternate reality. Dammit, they really are out of luck!
Will sences a disturbance in the Light. They've landed in Outland, the barren wasteland of the Naga and Blood Elves.
"We're not in Ironforge anymore!"
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The_Chosen_1 · Footman Joined: Sep 29, 2004 Posts: 142

Wierd! pretty nice story.
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Tyrant · Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 9:07 am Post subject:

Wow... thats pretty crazy...peons
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