The WoW Nation Tavern

King_Sausage · Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2004 7:21 pm Post subject:

"Some sembelance? Even if ye are a Dwarf, I doubt ye'll be able to handle me strongest brew."

rifleman · Peasant Joined: Feb 10, 2004 Posts: 16

"I'd like to see you put your ale where ye mouth is! One pint of your strongest stuff!"
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"Yes! I rolled a 4!"
"What's that do?"
"I dunno. Let's look it up!"

King_Sausage · Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2004 8:30 am Post subject:

"Ok son, I hope ye've had a good life..."

The Tavern owner hands the strongest brew to the Dwarf. It is bubbling over the glass. The Dwarf downs it easily.

"Is this yer strongest stuff? Pah, i've had much stronger!"

The Dwarf begins to choke and his face turns beet red. He violently montions the owner for a glass of water. He drinks it quickly and is back to normal.

"Now I see what ye mean."

rifleman · Peasant Joined: Feb 10, 2004 Posts: 16

"I think I'll just be havin' a pint of good ole ale... my stomach needs some time to recover..."
The dwarf falls off of his chair unconscious, and is dragged outside by others. A splash soon follows, accompanied by the sounded of a gauntleted fist breaking teeth. The dwarf returns to his seat... alone.
"Now, about that ale..."
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"Yes! I rolled a 4!"
"What's that do?"
"I dunno. Let's look it up!"

King_Sausage · Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2004 5:38 am Post subject:

The Owner pours two glasses of ale and slides them down to the Dwarf.

"Have another one on the house."

rifleman · Peasant Joined: Feb 10, 2004 Posts: 16

"Aye, thank you manling. I haven't had a good cup o' ale since I started me journey from Dun Morogh."
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"Yes! I rolled a 4!"
"What's that do?"
"I dunno. Let's look it up!"

rifleman · Peasant Joined: Feb 10, 2004 Posts: 16

"As I was saying" he says, after taking a long swig of the ale. "I left several weeks ago, traveling on foot, I have a cousin who lives here who has fallen ill, and I had thought that I'd visit him one last time before he passed away to the great ancestral halls of the dwarves. Being a tad short on gold, I couldn't take the griffon here, and was forced to come on foot. On my journey I encoutered a small tribe of orcs, who took me captive. I was almost dead from lack of food and water before a warband of other dwarves rescued me from their clutches. They were traveling here as well, but alas, nome of them made it..."
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"Yes! I rolled a 4!"
"What's that do?"
"I dunno. Let's look it up!"

King_Sausage · Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 2:08 pm Post subject:

"Quite and eventful journey I must say!"

rifleman · Peasant Joined: Feb 10, 2004 Posts: 16

"Oh not really... the saddest part was the rockslide that swept them away as we were traveling along the mountains... such a dishonorable death..."
He takes a deep swig of ale.
"Now, a good story is the one of how I discovered me axe! Here I'll tell ye about it..." he rambles on and on and on.
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"Yes! I rolled a 4!"
"What's that do?"
"I dunno. Let's look it up!"

King_Sausage · Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2004 4:27 pm Post subject:

"What? You can do that? You'll have to teach me that little trick!"

rifleman · Peasant Joined: Feb 10, 2004 Posts: 16

"Well, ye see, its quite easy, if ye're a dwarf that is. If you aren't, it takes a bit o' trainin. Here, let me teach you how... for a mug of ale of course."

O.O.C: anyone else want to add something?
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"Yes! I rolled a 4!"
"What's that do?"
"I dunno. Let's look it up!"

King_Sausage · Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2004 3:49 pm Post subject:

OOC: I don't think anyone else is here. They'll all be coming back once WoW gets more updates and then gets released.

Chassel · Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 6:12 pm Post subject:

OOC: i'm not really here i'm a figment of your immagination

King_Sausage · Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 6:36 pm Post subject:

OOC: Only you Chassel Smile

bizkit_of_doom · Militia Joined: Aug 06, 2004 Posts: 83 Location: Ro-MANIA!

Suddenly, a Human bursts in yelling:
"WCPD!(WarCraft Paladin Dept.) Freeze!"
He readys his hammer and says: "Hear ye, hear ye! In the name of The Light, I'm closing this Tavern for illegal conduct!"

"Let me point out that I can be bribed by a pint of the best, and a good woman, whatever race. Exept Ogre! I learned my lesson last time!"
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I Hate Sheep!